A little joke on a regular day

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3.1 was my first Windows. It ran fine on my 286 with 1MB RAM, 16MHz CPU, 40MB HDD, and RGB monitor. What a nice desktop PC that was. Plus it doubled as a step stool in case I needed to change a light bulb. (Cases were made of much stiffer stuff back then.)

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3.0 was my first Windows, way back at the turn of the 90’s.

I was still in secondary school back then, and I spent an obnoxious amount of time on the computers in the school computer lab toying around with it.

This was about 5 years before I was finally able to buy my own PC with my own pay from my first job :joy:

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A penguin is driving through the countryside when his car begins to surge and shudder so he pulls off in the next town and takes the car to a shop to have the transmission checked.

While the mechanic works on his car, the penguin walks down the street to get an ice cream, because, you know, penguins love ice cream.

Because of his short flippers, the penguin gets some of the ice cream all over his bill.

He returns to the mechanics shop and asks what was the diagnosis on his car.

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says, ā€œit looks like you blew a sealā€

ā€œNo, it’s just ice creamā€

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:parachute: :owl:

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Feeeels goood!

click bait

Apples CSAM Detection Permanently Changes iOS Privacy - YouTube
How Apples CSAM Detector Actually Works - YouTube

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That’s a hell of an ad!! Thanks for sharing :slight_smile:
Would almost be funny if only we weren’t talking about 1 billion devices :confused:

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took the bite!

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And now the Apple bites bacK!

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Exactly :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:
Same old storry i guess…

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:rofl: :joy: What is scarier, being attacked by, a :bear:, a :shark: or misinformation?

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The commercial part was funny too ^^

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Yeah, also i find that whitening gel tube looking awful lot like some of my CPU thermal paste :rofl:

Wonder if mine also good for teeth… :thinking:

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A very old joke
Two strings walk into a bar.

The first string says to the bartender:

ā€˜Bartender, I’ll have a beer. u.5n$x5t?*&4ru!2[sACC~J’

The second string says:

ā€˜Pardon my friend, he isn’t NULL terminated’

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Not any more - they will report you for child molestation if you have pictures of your children playing in the garden pool.

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Unfortunately that is not a joke… :cry:

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Indeed, they call it ā€œsatireā€ :upside_down_face:

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