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In computing, what’s the only way to generate a truly random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell him to quit.
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Why do vampire’s use linux?
Because they don’t like windows in their house. Ba Dum Tss!
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If vim is not running in a tty but inside a DE, the first thing the Windows user will do will be to press the x button in the corner of the terminal window. He might be faster than linux guys in closing vim 
the vim problem is only a problem for linux-literate people.
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I’d say Arch, but we’ll let it slip!
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I just ordered a Chicken and an Egg online.
I’ll let you know…
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This is when you use Gentoo!
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A balding, white-haired man living in the Northwest area of Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
…He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, ‘No, I’d like to see something a little more special.’ At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here’s a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said. The lady’s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, ‘We’ll take it.’ The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now and you can call the bank Monday
to verify the funds and I’ll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.’ On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said,
‘There’s no money in that account.’ ‘I know,’ said the old man, 'but let me tell you about MY GREAT WEEKEND!
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