A little joke on a regular day

[Sharp]

[Sharp]

[Pudge]

This witness protection plan comes with employment, working at a Search Engine.

Pudge

[Sharp]

[33Nicolas]

I remember those EVs vs Hellcats and all…

Tesla model S vs Hellcat and Scat Pack - drag racing

[kwg]

[smokey]

[smokey]

[smokey]

[Sharp]

[RokettoPanchi]

[kwg]

[NX-01]

When I first visited Australia the border agent asked me if I ever came into conflict with the law.
“Oh my God, no!” I said. “Is this still a requirement??”

[Sharp]

[anon13373109]

[33Nicolas]

Wow, you made me feel normal. I thought I was a lone wolf here

[kwg]

[anthony93]

A group of engineering students and their teacher were given free airplane tickets to go on a holiday. Once on the plane, the captain announced that they were on the plane that the students had built. Everyone freaked out and rushed out of the plane. Well, everyone, except for the teacher who stayed there with a calm look on his face. When the flight attendant asked why he hadn’t left the plane, he said, “I know my students’ abilities quite well. This shit won’t even start.”

[RokettoPanchi]

[pebcak]