





Conversation between two database administrators at a software company:
– So, how many software developers work on your team?
– Oh, about half of them.

So freaking true!!!



Another take on the second one
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passengers in his car.
Also…
Masochist : “Beat me! Beat me!”
Sadist : “No.”





Sorry if this was posted before, I’ve searched for it but couldn’t find it.







Oh my…
How low people will go over a TEXT EDITOR!
Also micro exists.

