The only cream a linux user ever needs.
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A minister died and went to heaven and ahead of him at the Pearly Gate was a guy in sunglasses and a leather jacket and the guy said to St. Peter. “I’m Joe Nestorenko, cabdriver of Las Vegas.” Saint Peter gave him a golden robe and golden staff and then it was the minister’s turn. “I am Elmer Lundberg, pastor of Zion Lutheran for forty five years.” Saint Peter gave him a cotton robe and wooden staff." “But that man was a taxi driver? and he gets a golden robe? and golden staff?” And St. Peter said, “Up here, we go by results. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”
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“Madame Fortune Teller, tell me: Are there golf courses in heaven?”
“I have good news, and I have bad news.” “What’s the good news?”
“The good news is that the golf courses in heaven are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine!”
“That’s wonderful.”
“And you’ll be teeing off at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
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A “relationship” is God’s way of keeping two people from fucking up four people’s lives.
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