Tinfoil hat time -- Microsoft patent for "Cryptocurrency System Using Body Activity Data"

Quick grab your tinfoil hat, so the thought police don’t find out that you know this…
https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606

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I only see this?

Applicants

MICROSOFT TECHNOLOGY LICENSING, LLC [US]/[US]

Erm, not sure why…

Click on patent number and see left side of next page :wink:
Well, actually it’s on the same page as well also, to the left.

And…what do you mean grab?
I never part ways with my tin-foil hat, given stuff that i know :rofl:

:clown_face: :earth_africa:

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Should I be getting online?

:thought_balloon:

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glowiefrog_incognito_72glowie

tinfoil < they are standing right behind me, aren’t they?

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Seriously, though…it’s tough being a conspiracy theorist when Mickeysoft keep doing stuff like this…we don’t want to be right!

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If there’s one thing you can get out of 2020 and forward it would be this:

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Yes they are, WATCH OUT!!11 :male_detective:

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frog_scream_72

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Who?
:wink:

TheyTM

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< it’s the AAAAALIENS, maaaaan! :alien:

P.S. Seriously though, it would be all fun & games, as usual…if stuff like in OP wasn’t real :cold_face:

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Would be interesting to know what are those “body activity” conditions needing to be satisfied.

I don’t think I would be making much anyways
:sleeping_bed:

Somehow i doubt that their idea is for you to make money :rofl:

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It’s all about the control. 1984 was written as fiction, dammit, not a bloody how-to-manual.

Sure!
But I just wondered what they would like to “sense” me doing to supposedly award me with cryptocurrency.

Whatever they told you to. So sleeping in bed may be an option, but I suspect our lizardy overlords have more plans than that.

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More like Brave New World now it seems, 1984 was manual for XX century (worked well in Russia, Germany, China, Korea)

Well, you’ve already been answered by World Economic Forums ads all over the World

Don’t you wanna be happy?
Just embrace :clown_face: :earth_africa:, you don’t have to do anything!

P.S. :clown_face: HONK-HONK :clown_face:

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