Yes, I know. Still, it wouldn’t surprise me if someone did something like this. If I find the pictures of toilets I took in China, you’ll get a good laugh.
Nolon would win because he’s creepier! 
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The Brothers Tavern, Manhattan, Kansas–Home of K-State (KSU)–had toilet seat bar stools. The sign on the bar back mirror said, “Flush Twice–KU needs the water.” KU was downstream from KSU. 
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If that was my sign, I would cynically start out with, “Sure, we have free wifi here. Here’s the code. Good luck! ”
The only places who don’t sell wifi here are shopping centres, and that’s because they want all your personal details first. So I see the irony of the sign, even if the equation can’t be evaluated
I wouldn’t mind 50% of er’s bank account 
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All the physicists meet up in heaven and decide to play a game of hide and seek. They decide that Fermi will be the seeker, so he closes his eyes and begins counting to 100.
All the physicists scatter, except for Newton, who calmly reaches into his pocket, takes out some chalk, and draws a square one metre on a side.
Fermi finishes counting and turns around, seeing Newton standing in his chalk square he yells “I found Newton. Newton is out!”
Newton protests: “No, I’m Newton in a metre square; I’m Pascal. Pascal is out!”
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What is the difference between a quantum theorist and a beauty
therapist?
The quantum theorist uses Planck’s Constant as a foundation, whereas the beauty therapist uses Max Factor.
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How to pi… make your dog sad:
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Bad joke of the day!
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It looks like it is showing result for word Endeavour only.
Hence, showed images around HMS Endeavour.
joke
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Another similar joke exists, if you search for EndeavourOS on Google.
Must have been so little that I have missed it 
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For his wife’s Birthday, the husband stopped after work and bought a nice bottle of wine.
On the bus ride home, a man sat down in the seat next to him. He noticed the bottle of wine, and said. “That is a good vintage, you have good taste in wine.”
The husband replied, “Yes, I got it for my wife”.
The man replied, “Good trade”.
Pudge
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