I’ve bitten my cat once. I needed to assert my dominance so I attacked. Things were never the same between us after that. Instead they flowed into a normalcy where the cat knows its place and I can live a free life in my own home.
Yer I’ve given a few difficult dogs bites on their ears to assert dominance, worked wonders
You are kidding me, right?
Unable to read the comic…
Correction: Evil Government
Yeah, I noticed. It’s too small. I’ll blow it up later. Sry about that.
This expression does not evaluate to something that could be used as a password (in fact, it’s just incorrect), making this one of the worst versions of that joke.
This is a much better one, because it’s actually credible and could work (and I can see it being used):
In fact, it’s perfect: it’s a fairly easy problem that one solve without a pen and paper, but it’s good enough to filter out people who don’t know any mathematics.