I thought about it a while… What can you call Bears with no ears.
‘Call them anything you like, they can’t hear you’ was the first that came to mind.
Same as ‘What do you call a Fish with no eye?’ - it’s a ‘fsh’.
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Phonetics joke.
Q: What’s the difference between illegal and unlawful?
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A: One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.
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You must first invent the Universe
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I think I talk to animals more often than I speak to people, had someone looking a me the other day while I was in the park talking to a magpie
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Oh yeah, I’ve been in that situation many times. What gets really weird for outside observers is when animals start to talk back… 
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It means it has passed away…
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Sometimes, it’s much more rewarding talking to them.
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They make more sense than most people too
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The reason I use EndeavourOS over Arch most of the time still
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I was almost there…I’m 70 next month and have been using Linux for awhile. Then Archinstall saved the day. Easy enough one of my cats–probably the one that keeps inserting himself between my keyboard and screen–could do it without referencing the ArchWiki even once.
He knows my hardware inside and out. I know this from the amount of cat hair I just cleaned out of the desktop’s case.
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I remember DOS, the first iterations of Windows, Novell, and the one that really rocked my boat, BeOS. Linux does everything well. The only thing left for me is to dabble in BSD. That’s my next step. I can foresee a future with an Arch machine and BSD on another.
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