As long as you are in front of them 
→ Break really hard when they don’t expect it 
(you want to make sure they don’t hit you. Keep an eye in the mirror and accelerate again if needed)
If you are behind them.
→ Push the horn a couple of times and overtake 
. Then apply the “in front of them method”
How to steel free stuff. 
Had a mate buy GIMP off of here not knowing he could get it for free
Was this for real? Did you really see this out there? Oy!
I love The Far Side.
Yes…
Love the second one
What do you call Bears without ears?
B
I must be thick. I don’t get it.
Bears
Deaf bears?
sounds like a band name
Yeah, they sing in Sign Language 
Show him the price, and tell him you can offer it for half the quoted price.
instant $$$
Sound like you pulled it on your friends already.
They really appreciate the year of free updates that I normally throw in too!
This is original business oriented mindset…
Edit : No need to enroll for MBA course, if one can perform like this…