A little joke on a regular day

It’s almost there, right around GNU/Hurd and Half-Life 3 :rofl:

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…and xeyes working on Wayland :rofl:

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I want one too. I think the Tesla is amazing. Maybe my next car…

Actually it’s close to 400 miles in 40 minutes, even less for a Lucid Air. And all of it with home-based energy instead of wherever it comes from, whatever the money is used for :slight_smile: Tesla is so last decade.

Drive a Lucid Air before. It’s like a Tesla 2.0 for me.

Not sure anything will even go back to being fixed at home. My next car will be a Lucid and I will convert an old classic to electricity. This way, I can drive one without worrying about it and energy prices and fix the other when I want to and how I want to.

I could live without my fossil fuel (hydrogen coming?) - but I really don’t want to give up my manual transmission! I’m down to only 6 ratios (+ reverse) now (from 13 Roadranger) but I don’t want to go lower! :older_man:

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@Kresimir, you brought Schrödinger, and I brought the rest with
One of my favorite:

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Aristotle: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

Wolfgang Pauli: There already was a chicken on this side of the road.

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Socrates: What is a chicken? What is a road?

Plato: What you see is the shadow of the real chicken crossing the shadow of the real road.

Descartes: I see a chicken crossing a road, therefore I am.

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Combining both of our versions will create a great scientific impact !!!

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That’s why I want to convert an oldie. Use the second and fifth, and that’s it.

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Window manager? Is that some position at Microsoft?

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I dig, you dig, we dig, he digs, she digs, they dig.

Its not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.

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I dig it!

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Could be continued forever, e.g.

The 3 idiots see a crazy train driver trying to run over them.

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Please calm down, you are out of line now.

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