Why did the chicken cross the road?
Texan: To prove to his friend the armadillo that it can be done safely.
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Just to finally understand: Can someone from the native English-speaking people here please explain to me why in the English-speaking world the word NAZI is used so inflationarily and obviously without knowing about its real meaning? As a German, I would like to be able to understand it.
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From the point of view of us Germans, however, it is absolutely stupid and thoughtless. Obviously another degenerative woke trend …
Ironically, @Orca is German or rather Gerwoman as she prefers it 
Let’s keep this thread as intended. 
Enough with the n word.
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Cancel Seinfeld !!
The masses: YEAH!!
Accepted … yet I still have not received an answer to my question …
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Little Johnny’s Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water.
The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.
He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass.
It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died.
“Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?” he asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won’t get worms!"
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I am calm like a clam or sumfink. Do you have any idea how it is to live with OCD and a fine eye for detail and a basic knowledge of some or the other human language? You got any idea about how much it hurts every time I’m exposed to such glaring mistakes? Obvsly not.
You know how those misplaced apostrophes are being called in linguists circles? By university profs and the like? I better don’t tell you, coz dat wud guarantee my skinny @$$ getting kikkered out of here. 
LOL Balder, I’m Gerwoman as well and I don’t understand it neither. How ppl can be so careless with their vocabulary. But anyway, I got in so much trubbelz already for always correctifying other people’s bad grammar skillz, and being called grammar nazi so often I’m wearing the title like a medal now.
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BTW, not my work.
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Maybe his pal the chicken left the flowers?
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think 1 April pass 
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That’s not ironic but by design. 
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“ironically” is a contextual adverb and not referring to the sentence following it in this context 
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It should have paid more attention to the traffic sign:
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I’m off the hook. My English comes more or less only from the 3 years I had English lessons at school (which is also over 50 years ago), so I always have my texts translated here by DeepL, which probably results in quite good grammar. If I have to form a sentence with my own knowledge, the result is just nonsense … or Gobble Gobble …
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