A little joke on a regular day

I once spent a few summers doing car-boot sales in the UK.
I could buy 10 lighters for 1 pound from an Indian seller.

I sold them at 30p each or 3 for a pound. I mostly sold 3 for a pound, and I sold many more than the Indian guy :)))

So just forget economics, it’s all a lie.

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Can confirm the lie, AMD Ryzen 3700x is the same price as AMD Ryzen 5600x where i live. No need for scalpers gov. tax is scalping me anyways.

EDIT: Sorry for off-topic. On a lighter note, i present you EndUWU OS (sauce: linuxmasterrace subreddit)
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A Priest, the Pastor and a Rabbit went to the clinic to donate blood.
The nurse took one look at the Rabbit and said… “You must be a type-o!”

Problem?

Spoiler here, some countries call it ‘type zero’ and that’s no good… if you don’t understand, read it again as ‘type oh’

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I love the explanation! It made me laugh more than the joke itself…

frog_rofl

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image

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attack squirrel

frog_eyes

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cat

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A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender…

“Get me a drink…and a mop.”

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How do you determine the gender of an ant?

  • Drop it in water
    If it sinks, it’s a girl ant.
Explanation

If it floats, buoyant.

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Batman walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’ll you have?” Batman replies “just ice”.

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“I’m switching to Ubuntu.”

-fbodymechanic

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Is that like switching to a Chevette? :duck:

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Something like that.

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You mean one of these?

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This is what I thought of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Chevette

It’s a play on my username. . . F-body is the chasis code for the Chevrolet Camaro and the Pontiac Firebird.

Edit - which is also ironic because MOST of my fun cars have been Mitsubishi. . .

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Was it because you couldn’t find any current Dutch cars to try? Of course, even back then - they were handicapped by CVT…

I'll stop bugging you now - and not that EITHER Chevette gets the point across...
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image

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fat-money

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…saves you money

I must be doing something wrong with the maintance of my bike. :sweat_smile:
But at least it makes me happy. :blush:

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Or with how you ride it?
:wink:

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