Ben
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I once spent a few summers doing car-boot sales in the UK.
I could buy 10 lighters for 1 pound from an Indian seller.
I sold them at 30p each or 3 for a pound. I mostly sold 3 for a pound, and I sold many more than the Indian guy :)))
So just forget economics, it’s all a lie.
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Bancerk
596
Can confirm the lie, AMD Ryzen 3700x is the same price as AMD Ryzen 5600x where i live. No need for scalpers gov. tax is scalping me anyways.
EDIT: Sorry for off-topic. On a lighter note, i present you EndUWU OS (sauce: linuxmasterrace subreddit)

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Ben
597
A Priest, the Pastor and a Rabbit went to the clinic to donate blood.
The nurse took one look at the Rabbit and said… “You must be a type-o!”
Problem?
Spoiler here, some countries call it ‘type zero’ and that’s no good… if you don’t understand, read it again as ‘type oh’
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I love the explanation! It made me laugh more than the joke itself…

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Ben
602
A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender…
“Get me a drink…and a mop.”
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Ben
603
How do you determine the gender of an ant?
- Drop it in water
If it sinks, it’s a girl ant.
Explanation
If it floats, buoyant.
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Batman walks into a bar. The bartender says “What’ll you have?” Batman replies “just ice”.
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“I’m switching to Ubuntu.”
-fbodymechanic
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Is that like switching to a Chevette? 
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This is what I thought of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Chevette
It’s a play on my username. . . F-body is the chasis code for the Chevrolet Camaro and the Pontiac Firebird.
Edit - which is also ironic because MOST of my fun cars have been Mitsubishi. . .
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Was it because you couldn’t find any current Dutch cars to try? Of course, even back then - they were handicapped by CVT…
I'll stop bugging you now - and not that EITHER Chevette gets the point across...
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vlkon
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…saves you money
I must be doing something wrong with the maintance of my bike. 
But at least it makes me happy. 
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