A little joke on a regular day

[anon26269396]

@Noodly

It’s a 4 minute walk from my house to the bar.
It’s a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house.
The difference is staggering.

That’s because you took the short cut home.

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hehehehe

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[anon64645096]

I’ve been wearing these for the last 3 days … ( bifocals … )

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Since this incident

Edit: The Bronco is OK

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[Noodly]

I was trying to find the right room for my evening class when I walked into the wrong room by mistake. I found myself at a conspiracy theorists meeting.
Still, it gave them something to talk about.

[Noodly]

I was doing a spot of gardening yesterday when I noticed some of my flowers had died.
As a mark of respect, I went out and tied a member of my family to a lamppost.

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[emk2203]

Happy Thanksgiving!

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[smokey]

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[Noodly]

What happens when you tread on a mine.