A little joke on a regular day

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Montag

[Noodly]

Happy Monday purple people.

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[anon26269396]

What can one say.

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[Noodly]

I’m not saying we were poor when I was a kid, but my Mother would send me next door with a button
and ask our neighbour if she would sew a shirt on it.

[Noodly]

Fact of the day
The guy who invented the Grappling Hook was constantly told to forget the whole idea as it wouldn’t catch on.

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[33Nicolas]

The older I get, the more I think this is applicable everywhere, from politics to high-tech

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[anon64645096]

[Noodly]

If you have no kids hire a babysitter anyway and tell them the kids are asleep upstairs and not to be disturbed. When you come home ask them why the kids are missing.

[Noodly]

Got thrown out of my local swimming pool today for urinating.
In hindsight I probably could have got away with it if I wasn’t on the high diving board.

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[Noodly]

I’m a terrible passenger, so yes!

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