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When cybernetics pioneer Norbert Weiner moved house his wife worried about how absent minded he was, so gave him a note giving directions to his new house when he went to work. Unfortunately by the end of the day he not only couldn’t remember their new address, he couldn’t remember where he put the note. Ever resourceful though he instead just went to his old neighbourhood where he approached a girl in the street and asked “Little girl could you tell me where the Weiner family who lived there moved to?” The girl replied “Yes daddy, Mummy said you’d be here and sent me to wait for you to take you home”.
One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, “There are no fish down there.”
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, “There’s no fish down there.”
He looked up into the sky and asked, “God, is that you?”
“No, you idiot,” the voice said, “it’s the rink manager”
Or rather a gaming case…
You got a point. I rest… (in) my case. 
Or casket, rather. 
