Richard Stallman the Grey, was sitting atop the Andes Mountains meditating when he felt a great disturbance in the force as if the evils of proprietary software had been severely weakened…
Now there’s a mashup I wouldn’t mind watching!
This part made my sides hurt with laughter:
A brigade of Arch users under the order of Stallman, hacked Microsoft, attempted to install Arch to them, and then riced their desktops.
Guy1: Dude I’ve been hacked!
Guy2: Oh no, what did they take?
Guy1: Nothing…nothing at all, they just made my desktop look AMAZING
Full scale GNU-jihad
newer sounded better