Yesterday’s winner is… @BluishHumility 
The day the music died.
I hope the cat is OK.
Oh! Look honey, there’s a modern art installation!
Yesterday’s winner is… @keybreak!
“Actually, the death penalty has been constitutionally banned in Michigan since 1963.”
Why the blank stare?
Look on the bright side. The death penalty would be very light sentence for you.
Yesterday’s winner is… @Sharp
Oh no, it’s the Chinese Communist Party! Run!
They’re confused as to why a bear has
“honey”.
The winner from the last contest is @Kresimir
This year, I’m sticking to my New Year’s resolution of going on a diet!
It’s your new diet plan!
Check this out Bill, prince of Persia have re-designed our kitchen while you were on vacation!
“I found out that our smart fridge isn’t using open source software”