…“You have died from dysentery”.
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That’s not exactly what comes to mind when I remember the old Sun pizzabox server …
I love the fact there is still pizza grease in the box. 
Battle scars 
What’s the difference between a blonde woman and a bowling ball?
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A blonde is a living person with a specific hair color, and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used in the sport of bowling.
Try doing a search on Duckduckgo you dope!
What happens when @Kresimir 's car broke down?
Don't click!
It got toad… :cry
HA!
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Man has point!!
Why i haven’t thought about that myself before… 
Start a GoFundMe. 
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One of my all-time favorites!
Gee - I wonder if that’s a local warm spot? 
Ah, add-in purrrrformance.
Does your PC come with a hot-swappable cat rack?
That’s a purrfect setup! Seems a little fuzzy at the front.