Let me guess, a Windows set up?
That’s actually a BIOS prompt. As old as the 286 days.
A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost.
He reduces height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, “Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must be an engineer,” says the balloonist.
“I am,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below says, “You must be in management.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well,” says the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”
A boy brought home his report card to show his parents how well he did in math class.
His report card showed a 90/100 for his math grade. His father was ecstatic, however his mother knew he was terrible at math and thus simply couldn’t believe he got a 90/100.
She looked closely at the report card and noticed that the 9 and the 0 looked to have different handwriting styles. She immediately became suspicious. “Son, tell me, did you add a 0 to the end of your grade?”
“No,” the boy replied.
“I’m going to ask you again,” said the mom, “did you add the 0 yourself?”
“No mom, I didn’t add the 0–”
Fuming, the mom cuts him off. “Ok, since you’re not telling me the truth, you are grounded for one month.”
“No mom, please!” the boy begged, “I swear I didn’t add the 0!”
“This is your last chance,” said the mom, “tell me the truth!”
“I didn’t add the 0…I added the 9.”
“I love my job!” exclaimed the farmer. “All you do is boss me around all day!” complained one of his sheep. “What did you say?” challenged the farmer. The sheep glared back and growled…
“You herd me.”
A little boy took his teacher aside to speak with her privately and said “Ma’am, I don’t mean to scare you but my father said if I don’t start getting better grades someone is in for a spanking.”
But is Windows outside too? 
