A little joke on a regular day

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The humidity here sucks at the moment got about 3 hours of broken sleep

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Poor baby! It’s 31 F here and header to 12 F. Tomorrow high of 21 F and 4 F tomorrow night.

I would much prefer that or a dry heat, humidity kills me, give me 40 degrees C dry heat over 28 degrees with high humidity any day

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That’s the same temperature as here but we have a minus sign in front of that 40 C

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I’ll pass on that lol, about the coldest I start shaking and going blue about -5C

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Took me a moment to get the first 2, I think I should start considering sleeping even if its only for an hour or so

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This is an actual ad from the Northern Territory for tourism :point_up_2:

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Everyone asked a 100-year-old man and his 98-year-old wife for their health secrets.

The old man said "I’ll tell you my secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. I promised my wife when we got married that when we quarrel, the loser has to walk for 5 kilometres. So I’ve been walking 5 kilometres every day for past 75 years!

Everyone applauded and asked again “But how come your wife is very healthy as well?”

The old man answered “That is another secret. For 75 years every single day she has been following me to make sure I really walk the full 5 kilometres!”

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