Toy ones are bad enough!
That’s something I would do.
I need something like this for my cat, she’s already made a hole in the base where she hides when it storms
When I have to use the self serve option, I demand employee discount.
Yer I try not to use it unless I’m in a rush and the shop is really busy
Whilst walking the dog I was passing a school and from over the fence I could hear the kids chanting “13! 13! 13!” Curious, I put my eye up to a knothole to see what’s going on. All of a sudden a finger poked me in the eye. Then all the kids started chanting “14! 14! 14!”
There was a fire in a shoe factory. I’m glad to report there were no soles lost.
We got our dogs some glow in the dark dog treats.
You should see their little faeces light up.
FROG CONDOM MARKETING MEETING
FROG 1 - Sales are down, how can we make the condoms more enjoyable for our customers?
FROG 2 - Rib it
FROG 1 - Dave, you’re a goddamn genius