A little joke on a regular day

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Jack Black - Peaches (Directed by Cole Bennett) The Super Mario Bros. Movie

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Building 10 MOVABLE Lego Bridges

Building 10 MOVABLE Lego Bridges

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[Matvey_Mochalov]

Choose your fighter

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[Sharp]

Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas mission parish.

He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.

He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.

He promptly called the local police station.

The conversation went like this:

“Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?”

“And the best of the day to yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’s Catholic Church. There’s a jackass lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple of’yer lads to take care of the matter?”

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the foreign accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied,

“Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!”

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment…

Father O’Malley then replied, “Aye, ’tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call.”

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And then Monday morning came along…

[33Nicolas]

[33Nicolas]

My how things have changed…

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When a professor is sent to live with a primitive African tribe he spends years teaching them reading, writing, math science. One day the tribe’s Chief’s wife gives birth to a white baby. This shocked the whole entire tribe, and the Chief pulls the professor aside and say’s “Looka here!! Your the only white mon we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened.” The professor replied, “No Chief . You’re mistaken . What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we call an albino!! Look at that field over there . Alll the sheep are all white, except for one black one. Sometimes , things just happen.” Having been silent for a few moment , the chief said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”

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[Sharp]

God said, “Adam, I want you to do something for Me.”
Adam said, “Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?”
God said, “Go down into that valley.”
Adam said, “What’s a valley?”
God explained it to him. Then God said, “Cross the river.”
Adam said, “What’s a river?”
God explained that to him, and then said, “Go over to the hill…”
Adam said, “What is a hill?”
So, God explained to Adam what a hill was. He told Adam, “On the other side of the hill you will find a
cave.”
Adam said, ‘What’s a cave?’
After God explained, He said, “In the cave you will find a woman.”
Adam said, “What’s a woman?’
So God explained that to him, too. Then, God said, 'I want you to reproduce.”
Adam said, “How do I do that?”
God first said (under His breath), “Geez…”
And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam, as well.
So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
God,
His patience wearing thin, said angrily, “What is it now?”
And Adam said…
WHAT’S A HEADACHE.