The math teacher asks Little Johnny: “If I give you 3 cats, and then another 3 cats, and then again another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?”
Little Johnny responds: “ten.”
Teacher: “Ok… that’s not correct, let’s do this again. But pay attention this time. If I gave you 3 cats, and another 3 cats and then another 3 cats, how many cats would you have?”
Little Johnny responds again: “Well… ten.”
The teacher, becoming slightly frustrated, tries a different way: “let’s try another example. If I gave you 3 oranges, then another 3 oranges, and then again another 3 oranges, how many oranges would you have? Little Johnny: “Well, 9.”
Teacher, happier, responds: “That’s correct. Now if I gave you 3 cats, and another 3 cats and another 3, how many cats would you have?” Johnny: “Ten!” Teacher: “Little Johnny, how did you even calculate 10?” Little Johnny: “Because I already have a cat at home!”
The fact that this topic is solved is a joke.
That alligator in the back seat is a true story. This guy has one as a pet and he calls it his service and emotional pet. I read it somewhere. I think he might be from Florida.
John visited his 90-year-old grandpa who lived way out in the country. On the first morning of the visit, John’s grandpa prepared a breakfast of bacon and eggs. John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and asked, “Are these plates clean?”
His grandpa replied, “They’re as clean as cold water can get them. Just go ahead and finish your meal.”
For lunch, Grandpa made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates, as his appeared to have specks of dried egg on it. “Are you sure these plates are clean?” he asked.
Without looking up, Grandpa said, “I told you before, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them!”
Later, as John was leaving, his grandpa’s dog started to growl and wouldn’t let him pass.
John said, “Grandpa, your dog won’t let me get by!”
Grandpa yelled to the dog, “Cold Water, go lie down!”
Honey, what are you doing today?
Nothing
You did that yesterday.
Yeah, and I’m not done.
My wife says I only have three faults . . .
I buy too many guns,
I don’t listen,
and something else . . .
Mugshot:
“Has A Wonderful Way With The Ladies…”
Girl: Mom, Monday the teacher said 4+4=8.
Mom: Okay.
Girl: Tuesday she said 5+3=8.
Mom: Okay.
Girl: Today the teacher said 6+2=8
Mom: Okay.
Girl: I’m not going back to school until she makes up her mind.
this is quite funny to me 
every american president, but they’re all cool and they all sport a mullet
https://uk.unofficialbird.com/hamcarless/status/1630773631281184769#m
