this is quite funny to me
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Wanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a cheque.”
“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my bulldog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my parrot! I REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen. But, just as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”
Men just don’t listen!
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Tux relative Gunter seems to be more in tune with contemporary life…
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with a bunch of cd’s and floppys you don’t need an online update anymore 
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Truth must be told: This story has nothing to do with Albert Einstein!
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I can relate. I got the looks of # 1, and the health of the dying Dalek in #3.
Just a cold, but…
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It’s actually from Men In Black.
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My bad, I’ve been on Doctor binge lately, and there is a similar scene inside a Dalek.
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Any Billy Joel fans out here?
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