A little joke on a regular day

33Nicolas · December 26, 2022, 8:28pm

And it reminded me what I wanted to do in the original place!

33Nicolas · December 27, 2022, 7:18pm

When speed limit signs bite the ghost…

Sharp · December 27, 2022, 7:31pm

boxingday

MikeDelta42 · December 27, 2022, 9:28pm

Since the spirit is leaving downward it’s clearly going to hell. Which, I find completely fitting for a 25 MPH sign.

Sharp · December 27, 2022, 9:42pm

Sharp · December 27, 2022, 9:42pm

The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner

Here’s a little fact for automotive buffs or just to dazzle your friends
The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max,
invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17,
1946 , the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford’s office and
sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were
there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the
electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office.

They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot
to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130
degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off
immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office,
where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but
they wanted the recognition by having a label, ‘The Goldberg
Air-Conditioner,’ on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was more than just a little anti-Semitic, and
there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg’s name on two million
Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours and finally agreed
on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show –
Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max – on the controls.

Control yourself !!!

Sharp · December 28, 2022, 3:35am

Two Australians were sitting around talking over a beer…
After a while the first Australian says to the second, “If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related?"
The second Australian crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, _*“Well, I don’t know about related, but I reckon it’d make us even.”

RokettoPanchi · December 28, 2022, 5:55pm

Sharp · December 28, 2022, 11:46pm

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a Christmas Party last night.” the mailman comments.
Bob in obvious pain replies, “Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood over for Christmas Cheer and it got a bit wild. Hell, we got so drunk around midnight that we started playing WHO AM I.”
The mailman thinks a moment and says, “How do you play that…?”
Well all the guys go in the bedroom and we come out one at a time with a sheet covering us and only our “priva*es” showing through a hole in the sheet. Then the women try to guess who it is.”
The mailman laughs and says, “Darn I’m sorry I missed that.”
Probably a good thing you did," Bob responds. “Your name came up four or five times.”