You want some cheese with that whine?
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Oh greate, could U please tell Alice to text me. I couldnāt find her and for
Twenty-four years just waiting for a chance
To tell her how I feel, and maybe get a second glance
But Iāll never get used to not living next door to Aliceā¦
with best regards
Bob
PS Donāt tell Sally that Iām looking for Alice!
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I would if I could.
The problem is I have to send a message to Sally for that.
My app only let people named Harry to send messages to people named Sally.
Sincerly,
Harry
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As an ex web-dev i strongly disagreeā¦
It still comes in nightmares. 
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A pretty scary Halloween pumpkinā¦stuff of nightmares
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It already posted, my apologies
Happy Halloween
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Thatās why rice in Asia is almost always the sticky kind 
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I tried to delete a Linux partition from Windows and got an interesting warningā¦
āThe selected partition was not created by Windows and may contain data recognised by other operating systems. Do you want to delete this partition?ā
Click > 
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This white house tweet has been self-deleted by white houseā¦
Because it was actually fact-checked by twatter community! 
Legit funniest table-turn iāve seen, after years of government fed āfact-checkā propaganda shutting down everyone outside of NPC-programmed lineā¦Political liars seem to finally get what they deserve.
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