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I’ll have to watch this later, didn’t realise how long it was til I clicked on it
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With a very seductive voice the woman asked her husband, “Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled 20 Dollar bill. He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“Uh… no, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties… and pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said “No!” trying to hide his arousal.
She said…… “Check the garage.”
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Do you already know this one?
How many APIs does it take to turn on a light bulb?
The solution for Philips Hue is this!
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So a power consumption of one ligth is 60W lightbulb + 1kW cloud based light switch?
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Incredible, isn’t it.
I would probably use a slightly nastier expression. 
I cannot even imagine how half of that stuff can get any realation to “light turn on/off”. And how likely is it that I would accidentaly turn on someone elses light (some API hiccup)?
edit: Also, we cannot turn your light on because your subscription just expired. 
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hah, in the same vein as “it looks like you are about to crash. please enter payment information to renew your airbag subscription.”
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“We have been trying to contact you about your extended warranty coverage.” 
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