A little pun on a regular day.
Don’t let anyone call you average…that’s just mean.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
I named my Ipod Titanic…it’s syncing right now.
The problem with political jokes is…That they sometimes get elected.
Turning Vegan would be…a big missed steak.
For Chemists alcohol isn’t a problem…it’s a solution.
Despite the high cost of living…it remains popular.
He who laughs last…didn’t get it.
Had a wookie steak last night…it was a little chewy.
Huge fight at local seafood diner…battered fish everywhere.
If you are in it up to your ears…keep your mouth shut.
My wife is still hot…it just comes in flashes now.
She only made whiskey…but I loved her still.
Life and Beer are very similar…chill for best results.
Beer is a gateway drug…to aspirin.
Where there’s a will…there’s a relative.