Correction on row 3 depending on distro:
- Buy overpriced branded laptop with pre-installed branded Linux distro
- Start working
- Trim neckbeard
- Buy / find / dig out from bottom of closet an used PC
- Install Mint / (any)Buntu / MX Linux
- Start Working
- Buy / find anything with a processor
- Install Arch
- Install Arch
- Realize you probably could have made the install leaner
- Reinstall Arch
- Post pics on Unixporn before fully set up (to fake low package count)
- Continue installing Arch
- Work
- Realize you probably could have made the install leaner
- Reinstall Arch
- Buy / find / dig out from bottom of closet an used PC
- Compile Gentoo
- Work at other Linux PC in the meantime
- Compile Gentoo
- ā¦
- Update Gentoo
- Work at other Linux PC in the meantime
My housekeeper decided it would be best if she worked from her home because of the virus going around. I checked my email and she sent me instructions on what to do.
Do they also put bloatware on Linux if it is preinstalled on a laptop?
Yes, the bloatware is tailored per customer. Yours would come with offers for lag free web browsers.
Talk about endeavour, those vacuum cleaners are tough to handleā¦
If by Steam preinstalled you mean Yes.
Itās more a matter of far less bang for the buck than youād expect, especially compared to a laptop with Windows on it in the same price range.
#3 thereā¦ It is as if you knew me. I had a Good laugh.
Well itās kind of what happened with this install of Endeavour. I unchecked too much in the net installer so I had to install a few things afterwards for full functionalityā¦
A little pun on a regular day.
Donāt let anyone call you averageā¦thatās just mean.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
I named my Ipod Titanicā¦itās syncing right now.
The problem with political jokes isā¦That they sometimes get elected.
Turning Vegan would beā¦a big missed steak.
For Chemists alcohol isnāt a problemā¦itās a solution.
Despite the high cost of livingā¦it remains popular.
He who laughs lastā¦didnāt get it.
Had a wookie steak last nightā¦it was a little chewy.
Huge fight at local seafood dinerā¦battered fish everywhere.
If you are in it up to your earsā¦keep your mouth shut.
My wife is still hotā¦it just comes in flashes now.
She only made whiskeyā¦but I loved her still.
Life and Beer are very similarā¦chill for best results.
Beer is a gateway drugā¦to aspirin.
Where thereās a willā¦thereās a relative.
In this time of Coronavirus staying at home, we should focus on inner peace.
To achieve this we should always finish things we start, and we could all
use a little more calm in our lives.
I looked through my house to find things I had started and hadnāt finished.
So, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum,
tha mainder of Valimun srciptuns,
an a box o chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how feckin fabulous I feel rite. now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.
And two hash yur wands.
Stafe day avrybobby!
If you say āle mondeā to a Frenchman, it will mean the world to him.
Thatās so funny