A little joke on a regular day

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oldrocker0909 46

lol Windows_Vs_Mac_Vs_Linux_5

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Correction on row 3 depending on distro:

  1. Buy overpriced branded laptop with pre-installed branded Linux distro
  2. Start working
  3. Trim neckbeard
  1. Buy / find / dig out from bottom of closet an used PC
  2. Install Mint / (any)Buntu / MX Linux
  3. Start Working
  1. Buy / find anything with a processor
  2. Install Arch
  3. Install Arch
  4. Realize you probably could have made the install leaner
  5. Reinstall Arch
  6. Post pics on Unixporn before fully set up (to fake low package count)
  7. Continue installing Arch
  8. Work
  9. Realize you probably could have made the install leaner
  10. Reinstall Arch
  1. Buy / find / dig out from bottom of closet an used PC
  2. Compile Gentoo
  3. Work at other Linux PC in the meantime
  4. Compile Gentoo
  5. ā€¦
  6. Update Gentoo
  7. Work at other Linux PC in the meantime
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:rofl:

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My housekeeper decided it would be best if she worked from her home because of the virus going around. I checked my email and she sent me instructions on what to do.

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Do they also put bloatware on Linux if it is preinstalled on a laptop?

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Yes, the bloatware is tailored per customer. Yours would come with offers for lag free web browsers. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Talk about endeavour, those vacuum cleaners are tough to handleā€¦

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If by Steam preinstalled you mean Yes.
Itā€™s more a matter of far less bang for the buck than youā€™d expect, especially compared to a laptop with Windows on it in the same price range.

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#3 thereā€¦ It is as if you knew me. I had a Good laugh. :scream::grin::metal::smirk::smile:

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Well itā€™s kind of what happened with this install of Endeavour. I unchecked too much in the net installer so I had to install a few things afterwards for full functionalityā€¦

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A little pun on a regular day.

Donā€™t let anyone call you averageā€¦thatā€™s just mean.
Only dead fish go with the flow.
I named my Ipod Titanicā€¦itā€™s syncing right now.
The problem with political jokes isā€¦That they sometimes get elected.
Turning Vegan would beā€¦a big missed steak.
For Chemists alcohol isnā€™t a problemā€¦itā€™s a solution.
Despite the high cost of livingā€¦it remains popular.
He who laughs lastā€¦didnā€™t get it.
Had a wookie steak last nightā€¦it was a little chewy.
Huge fight at local seafood dinerā€¦battered fish everywhere.
If you are in it up to your earsā€¦keep your mouth shut.
My wife is still hotā€¦it just comes in flashes now.
She only made whiskeyā€¦but I loved her still.
Life and Beer are very similarā€¦chill for best results.
Beer is a gateway drugā€¦to aspirin.
Where thereā€™s a willā€¦thereā€™s a relative.

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In this time of Coronavirus staying at home, we should focus on inner peace.
To achieve this we should always finish things we start, and we could all
use a little more calm in our lives.
I looked through my house to find things I had started and hadnā€™t finished.
So, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay,
a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum,
tha mainder of Valimun srciptuns,
an a box o chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how feckin fabulous I feel rite. now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss.
An telum u luvum.
And two hash yur wands.
Stafe day avrybobby!

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@oldrocker0909
If I followed your advice, I would be singing this song.

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If you say ā€œle mondeā€ to a Frenchman, it will mean the world to him.

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Thatā€™s so funny :laughing: