Continued.
Since the old thread was Killed by me I guess I’ll start the new one.
What happened to the old thread? It is a gold mine.
Its extended warranty expired.
see this thread
161000 posts later this will be a goldmine too 
Noooooo bring it back. This software sucks. What type of ridiculous limitation is this. Atleast lock it for further posts and let us enjoy it.
This means i can recycle all my old posts and nobody will be the wiser 
This is why we can’t have nice things. Thanks @thefrog you had to go and kill a perfectly good thread for a few laughs
The Heineken Uncertainty Principle:
You can never be sure how many beers you had last night.
Well, that doesn’t work around here. In the morning, my partner will gladly inform me of the exact number 
