The obvious ban would be to to ban me for spam, but no! You’re the bad mod here!
BANNED!
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You’ve been banned for misidentifying a jackass as a troll.
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you’ve been banned for not banning me
You’ve been banned for your association with @thefrog, who is presently in timeout until he can play nice with people.
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I’m reading him filthy limericks–he seems to be getting in a better mood.
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There once was a girl from Calcutta…
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Crap just realized I still am not playing well with others oh well back to time out 
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You are banned for playing with yourself more than playing with others. 
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I just banned myself for getting here too late to ban people:
Wait, There’s no one here, nobody in any posts, they are all gone!! I’m the one and only forum member left! 
SCREECH! SCREECH! SCREECH! SCREECH! 
You have entered The Twilight Zone!
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You can not ban yourself. Just for that, you are banned.
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Imagine, if you will, the plight of forum member Zoidmo. After a digital banning, he found all digital identities had vaporized into the ether. Except his. He was alone in the cyber universe…or so he thought…
[in the voice of Rod Serling]
The only two left were me, or so I thought:
Mr. Smith just showed up! Be right back!
Or so you thought, but I am wearing a bandana! 
I am unbanable!
You’ve been banned for posting twice in a row.
@yum13241 is banned for wearing his underwear for two weeks straight without changing, and not even turning it inside out 
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You’ve been banned for intrusion on personal life.
(also, lol no 
)
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BANNED !!
you started it …
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You are banned for placing blame on some one else.
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Trying to ban people without being a mod? You’re banned.
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