I got this idea from another forum, but the idea is very simple: You must “ban” the person above you for a silly, stupid, outrageous, nonsensical, etc. reason.
Example:
yum13241: {Makes this post}
guy1: You've been banned for using too many numbers in your username.
guy2: You've been banned for attempting to ban OP.
guy3: You've been banned for being a sycophant.
yum13241: You've been banned for "harmful and offensive" language.
...
Obviously, you can’t “ban” yourself, but there’s nothing stopping you from issuing “bans” as soon as someone else posts. I would start, but that’s not possible. Also, mods, don’t actually ban people, please.