have I just read ?!
Selective breading … is that using a different kind of bread for the top slice of an sandwich ?! White bread on top, full grain grey bread for the bottom part ? 
As one who prefers cat’s, don’t even get me started with the mutilated breeds therein!! 
Putting cats (or dogs) in between slices of bread would be cruel, indeed.
A few chicken, cows and pigs like that thought.
True story: Don’t share the desperate times receipts (of the WWII times) you ate as a child, which contained cat meat as the main dish on a Italian TV channel. Even if you are an famous Italian chef in the age of retirement. There has been one who lost his TV contract because he shared how delicious cat meat can be, if prepared properly. While being broadcasted, preparing a different dish with similar ingredients.
Yeah it is! To your taste buds without Mayo, Tomato and cheese! 
That sounds similar to "Processed meat product AKA SPAM!! 
Oh wow!
What news! 
And this got me completely off-guard since the news system ‘decided’ to deliver the mail almost a week later!
Well played folks, well played!
.
.
Oh .. it’s serious?
Because it’s the 7th already!?
Ok, then ..
Bye-ee!
Thanks for all the fish!
Michael.
April Fools’ Day is long behind us, so it is time to close this thread.