OK, so firstly you shouldn’t be drinking ink. That’s not good for your health (and a bit weird, just generally).
Secondly, you need to upgrade to a proper-sized fountain pen. A Jinhao 159 has enough heft to double up as a tactical baton.
Thirdly, your keyboard layout is just plain wrong as evidenced by the total lack of £ and € and a pointlessly thin Enter key.
Finally, complete lack of noodle/ramen packets. I mean, what?
Dude that’s my Pilot Decimo White Pearl!
Got it to celebrate an occasion(don’t remember though). For the low low price of 70 bucks
Really? It’s a cheap outemu blue ABKO hacker keyboard from China. Suprised that it exists outside of Korea
Oops, I miss-saw lolz. It looked pretty similar at first glance.
I will never complain about my computer again. 
This cannot be stressed enough.
Having a thicc Enter
key gets you 10 additional points automatically.
Dragging your ring finger from left to right on a long Enter key before pressing it is very satisfactory. Thicc Enters are cumbersome to press.
Yes, I’m dying on this hill.
I too will die for long enter keys
Integration sums on your notebook. I just graduated from high school and seeing them reminds of the days when I bunked classes because I hated integration!
Actually I hated every subject apart from computer science, and I bunked every class
300USD comes out to be quite inexpensive considering your setup. I’ll be purchasing a laptop soon and I would need to spend 500~550USD. Not counting the keyboard.
9/10 for you. Put large cup of coffee on your table and that’ll make it 10/10. 
The key is to buy second-hand items and to have your dad steal stuff from work 