Wife: when you told me your brother was a rat, i couldn’t imagine you meant it literally.
It’s Jake from State Farm.
there today is the opposite day, the elevator music is played live 
SECURITY!! Those two are jamming an elevator again!
No winner from the last round…
Next round!
Oh dear, did you swallow your bubble gum again?
He says he is bringing us our COVID oral vaccination with the compliments of B. Gates 
That’s a strange-looking bean bag.
“He’s only got one, but it’s really big.”
What?!
You’re not exactly a spring chickens either…
Yesterday’s winner is… @Stagger_Lee
In the future, let’s strive to keep the captions clean please. 
Next round begins…NOW!
Shh!
Betty, i think he might be a KGB spy!
Bob Ross paints himself.
I turned up the air conditioning, and now he’s protesting the extra expense.
“Yes, he is implying that our relationship is going down hill.”
I told you to go get checked for polyps. But noooo, you wouldn’t listen!
Look there is a break dancing cat
I got cat scratch fever!