Wife: when you told me your brother was a rat, i couldn’t imagine you meant it literally.
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It’s Jake from State Farm.
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there today is the opposite day, the elevator music is played live 
SECURITY!! Those two are jamming an elevator again!
No winner from the last round…
Next round!
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Oh dear, did you swallow your bubble gum again?
He says he is bringing us our COVID oral vaccination with the compliments of B. Gates 
That’s a strange-looking bean bag.
“He’s only got one, but it’s really big.”
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What?!
You’re not exactly a spring chickens either…
Yesterday’s winner is… @Stagger_Lee
In the future, let’s strive to keep the captions clean please. 
Next round begins…NOW!
Shh!
Betty, i think he might be a KGB spy!
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Bob Ross paints himself.
I turned up the air conditioning, and now he’s protesting the extra expense.
“Yes, he is implying that our relationship is going down hill.”
I told you to go get checked for polyps. But noooo, you wouldn’t listen!
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Look there is a break dancing cat
I got cat scratch fever!