This is why I never liked that Kent boy. Biggest sellout ever.
Hmmmm. I am not so sure about that “batman”. A grown man running around in tights with a young boy! 
A weary-looking man walked into a bar and slumped onto a stool. He signaled to the bartender and said, “Give me six double brandies.”
The bartender, raising an eyebrow, asked, “Rough day?”
The man sighed deeply. “You could say that. I just found out my dad is gay.”
The next day, the same man returned, looking even more dejected than before. He sat at the bar and ordered another six double brandies.
The bartender shook his head. “Back again? What happened this time?”
With a heavy sigh, the man replied, “I just found out my son is gay too.”
On the third day, the man stumbled in once more, looking completely defeated. Without saying much, he ordered six double brandies again.
The bartender, now genuinely concerned, leaned in and asked, “Jeez, man… does anyone in your family like women?”
The man downed his drink, stared into his glass, and muttered, “Yeah… my wife.”