… looks like another folk installed Archlinux from scratch. 
The Top 10 jokes from this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival (there are maybe a couple that you have to be 
to get):
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I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship, but I bottled it. Mark Simmons
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I’ve been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don’t feel like I’m progressing. It’s just one step forward, two steps back. Alec Snook
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Ate horse at a restaurant once – wasn’t great. Starter was all right, but the mane was dreadful. Alex Kitson
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I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. Arthur Smith
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I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton. Well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it. Mark Simmons
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My dad used to say to me: “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes. Olaf Falafel
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British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Wetherspoons? Chelsea Birkby
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My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had. Zoë Coombs Marr
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I’m an extremely emotionally needy non-binary person. My pronouns are “there, there”. Sarah Keyworth
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Keir Starmer looks like an AI-generated image of a substitute teacher. Sophie Duker
Somebody did a very thorough job fastening that cable. That’s the guy I’d like to hire to work on fastening cables for me. Of course, I would hire another person to decide where the cables should be placed in the first place :))
Ever think that, in the original, god is saying “pull my finger”?
I accidentally swallowed a full bottle of food colouring.
The doctor says I should be fine, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
