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Q. What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?
A. A URLologist.
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My cat with the ashtray the last two days
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Starbucks. Ensure the health and safety of any elderly or vulnerable customers by installing a defibrillator machine next to the price list of your sandwiches.
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$ fortune
There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know
nothing about.
My bad fortune 
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Pretty much sums me up. 
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Sounds like my superpower 
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That cat has the same existential look on its face as many humans do when they are at work
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The face of angst, despair and anxiety. That’s how I look on Monday mornings.
It just gets worse during the week.
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