My wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
There’s no fix for stupidity, look at me.
you have an ax not many will say that in person LMAO
besides stupid is dd’ing your home drive thinking its the thumb drive you meant to write that iso to 
I’m still looking for the right tablet… but perhaps that’s a stupid thing to do 
Groucho:
“I would never be a member of any club that would have me as a member.”
Rodney:
“I walked in the bar and the bartender said ‘What’ll you have?’ I said ‘surprise me.’ So he showed me naked pictures of my wife.”
Oscar Wilde:
“The only thing worse about being talked about, is not being talked about.”
****my brain is full of these ^^^ kind of quotes…my brain has no noble or inspired Lincoln, Ghandi, or Angelou quotes…
