Thanks I’ll send you my bank account. I accept EUR. 
| Infraction | Penalty |
|---|---|
| Not wearing a seat belt | $50 |
| Running a red light | $250 |
| Driving while impaired | $5,000 |
| Putting you and your girlfriend on your fake driver’s license | Priceless |
So this forum… 
By your powers combined, I am captain pizza
An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession. The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned. I am 80 years old and I was walking home from the library the other day and two college girls stopped their car and said they were on spring break and needed directions and we got into a discussion and they offered to drive me home and on the way one of them asked me the last time I’d had sex and I told them it had been years and she said would I like to have some fun and before I knew it the three of us were in my apartment and I had the most magnificent sex for two nights and the day between and they’re still there waiting for me and promised they’d show me things I never even knew man and woman could do. And that’s why I’ve come to confession.”
And the priest asks, “When was the last time you went to confession?”
And the old man says, “Actually, this is the first time.”
And the priest says, “You’re 80 years old and this is your first confession? Why now?”
And the old man says, “Because I’m Jewish.”
And the priest asks, “In that case, why are you telling me?”
And the old man says, “I’m telling everybody.”
It’s that magnificent Boing 777 flying with almost no passengers except the two pilots, a grandfather and his young 8 years old sibling and Donald Trump.
The plane begins a catastrophic engine fire and will go down … sadly …
They are 2 parachutes for the pilots … and 2 parachutes in the corner for the passengers … sadly … one missing …
Donald Trump in all his greatness hits the grandfather and takes by force a kit and jumps from the airplane … that old rascal …
The grandfather a bit shaked, puts his hand on his grandson and tells him " I’ve had a great honest life and I think you should take the last kit and jump and save your life, I’ll stay in the airplane, as I’m very old now … you know … it’s the right thing to do for an honest man …
The grand son a bit puzzled says to his grandfather … awww! grandpa … no need to … look here … still 2 parachutes left … D. Trump kicked me and stole my school bag on my back and jumped …
Have a good one today
