A little joke on a regular day

smokey · June 20, 2023, 7:12pm

Remind me never to hit the reaction button on a mobile, I was first shocked than enraged before I finally laughed, thank goodness for technology making things easy

NX-01 · June 21, 2023, 6:36am

You mean that it’s hard to choose the emoji you want on mobile? Yeah, I can confirm this!

anon31549144 · June 21, 2023, 8:42am

Once you’ve made the observation there’s no going back to indetermination.

fecklesstech · June 21, 2023, 8:48pm

But, but, if you go back in time and kill baby Adolf then you can’t go back in time to kill him because he never became Chancellor so future you won’t know he existed. But if you don’t go back and kill him then he WILL grow up to become Chancellor and WW2 will happen, so then…

NX-01 · June 22, 2023, 8:43am

Yeah, so many paradoxes. That’s why the idea of time travel is so fascinating

swh · June 22, 2023, 3:56pm

when the devil has had his day off

bunicomic

swh · June 22, 2023, 3:58pm

Best of friends

Poorly Drawn Lines

r0ckhopper · June 22, 2023, 9:46pm

What the difference between black eyed peas and chickpeas?
The black eyed peas will sing us a tune, chickpeas can only hummus one.

Sharp · June 22, 2023, 11:53pm

cancelcable

ridefiretruck

Sharp · June 23, 2023, 3:32pm

humoursdogs

anon11595408 · June 23, 2023, 3:37pm

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it. He replied, “Well, if you work hard, set goals, stay determined and put in long hours, I can get an even better one next year.”

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
A year later, there’s another knock at the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says, “What was that all about?”

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After a long period of silence she finally speaks: “Tim, I’ve been thinking, now that we’re married maybe it’s time you quit golfing. You spend so much time on the course. You could probably get a good price for your clubs.”
Tim gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, “Darling, what’s wrong?”
“For a minute there you were beginning to sound like my ex-wife.”
“Ex-wife!” she screams, “I didn’t know you were married before!”
“I wasn’t,” he replied.