A little joke on a regular day

swh · April 27, 2023, 3:43pm

exactly ive been thinking about that

Sharp · April 28, 2023, 2:32am

anon31549144 · April 28, 2023, 10:46am

A woman in labor yells, “Shouldn’t, Wouldn’t, Couldn’t, Don’t, Can’t!”

The Doctor told her husband, “Don’t worry, those are just Contractions”.

Woman: Y’ALL’D’VE!

Doctor: They’re getting worse now.

Sharp · April 28, 2023, 1:23pm

I walked into the local cafe and said, “Can you do me a breakfast my way?”
The cook behind the counter said, “Certainly, what’s your way?”
I said, “Well, first of all I want a fried egg. It should be fried so hard that you can take it off of the plate and bounce it. The beans, they’ve got to be cold inside, hot outside. I want the fried bread absolutely dripping in grease. I want tomato skins - no tomatoes, just the skins. The bacon has got to be so well done that when you put the fork in it, it springs all over the room. You got that?”
He says, “I haven’t got time for all that.”
I said, "You sure found time yesterday !!!