A little joke on a regular day

I got its meaning by comparing the 2 different words written in the original post, but I was trying to ask in another language, as the OP asked me in another language.

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This is also wrong.

That word means this :

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ROFLMAO
A right pair of idiots - it’s actually 16. Edited now :wink:

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Batman!

In your original post, before the edit, it was 15.

Another miscount…

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Huh?
To prove I was wrong you substituted my “gulag” with your “gulag”.
Doesn’t compute.

I only wanted to convene that Gulag is correct and Goolag is is wrong. English tonedeaf lazyness.

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Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded, ‘Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I’ve known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you’ve been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you’re a big shot when you haven’t the brains to realise you’ll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.’

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?’

She again replied, ‘Why yes, I do. I’ve known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He’s lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can’t build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.’

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counsellors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I’ll send you both to the electric chair.

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I tried to prove myself right.

No calculations required.

They both are correct, just type and search about them on Web.

Most important part for word Goolag is the presence of “Goo” in its spelling.

That goo signifies the importance of the word which is on my side.

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I had to see this :rofl:

Those beautiful tall ships.

Goolag a completely useless Anglification of the word gulag, that even the Russkies themselves are spelling as gulag when they’re forced to use the latin alphabet.

Nope, Goolag is a company that started off as a search engine with a motto “Don’t be evil.” and, ironically, grew into one of the most evil corporate entities on the planet. Its business now is bringing spyware to every device connected to the internet and selling the collected data to the highest bidder.

Not to be confused with the Soviet concentration camp network, that’s GULAG.

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@Kresimir had made the valid point.

In local language, goo = :poop: , hence it defines the nature of the company. Therefore it is simple to understand the correct spelling and with correct reasons.

And also, both differ in pronunciation as well.

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Good old User Friendly is still running on Linux Magazine. https://www.linux-magazine.com/Userfriendly
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I could just imagine my pissed-off wife’s reaction to the “SUPER ANGRY” towel trick. She’d be so flabbergasted she might start hissing or otherwise sound like a kettle boiling over.

I’ve thrown ice water before and it does not cool her off but it does immobilize her long enough for me to make a getaway.

You learn certain tricks when you’ve been married for a long time. I’m not lying.

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“Honey, your hair looks amazing today”

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