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…catched… 
A stone tablet which dates back to around 1000 BC was found. The Hebrew inscription suggests that the Persians will develop a nuclear weapon within 3 weeks.
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Learn the subtle differences:
“Ah, f*k!” – You mistyped rm -rf /mnt/backup
No worries, it’s just the external drive.
“Oh f*ck…” – You forgot the space and typed rm -rf / /mnt/backup
You’re not in your home folder anymore. You’re in hell.
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100 points for Slytherin.
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I expected the last line to read:
Call: 202-456-1414
in the wanted ad.