Cantankerous bastard, always cynical and critical about everything, notoriously difficult to persuade or convince.
Extremely allergic to (removed by moderator), linguistic censorship, marketing lingo, and sugarcoating: (removed by moderator) political correctness.
Still fun at parties though

If it no longer makes me curse, swear, explode, if I don’t hate it at times, it means I no longer care about it…