Oh Google can you just <insert expletive> off!

My phone has started showing me old photos, via Google “Memories”, I stared at the photo, the fond memories came flooding back…

Never to be forgotten

It was the picture of a receipt for a malfunctioning piece of kit…

Turned off.

:Edit:

I only have 5 photos :smiley:

  1. Picture of receipt from Argos (UK retailer).
  2. My passport (for NHS app proof).
  3. Somebodies feet - Might be mine.
  4. & 5. Pictures of things with really small writing so I can zoom and read :rofl:
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Goolag MemoriesTM
We never forget


Speaking of which…

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Glad to know I’m not the only blind eejit that does this :joy:

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I use zoom on my camera to look at very distant objects and read distant signs. Small stuff at very close range (couple of cm from my face) I see just fine.

My problem is age related long sightedness, pretty common in men, distance is fine. Also developing cataracts :frowning: Nothing worse than getting old :rofl:

Is that worse than a paper cut? I’d always been told “there’s nothing worse than a paper cut”.

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I have a very nasty papercut as well :adhesive_bandage:

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…so how much worse things can get?:sweat_smile:

A papercut ON YOUR EYEBALL!

:joy:

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Now that’s baaad!

Reminds of this scene in “Un chien andalou”:

Ouch!

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I saw that when I was about 14.

It might be to blame for how I turned out :laughing:.

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I feel you! Same here! :sweat_smile:

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I’ve got two brand new plastic lenses and two fresh cornea grafts (mine were getting cloudy). The vision upgrade is unbelievable! I can see color & fine detail again. My vision had degraded slowly over about 20 years so I didn’t understand how bad it was until after the surgery.

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