Pedal a bit harder!
Iām not an olympic gold medalist!
It comes with practice 
Thatās a lot of CO2 emissions. Greta would be most displeased.
inb4 California bans gyms
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Maybe you become one after enough numbers of enough dark toasts 
So how much energy would you need for your gaming pc? I donāt think ā74cm of energyā would be enough
edit:
how much energy do i need?
Answer: that much: 
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A new green gaming laptop. Pedal to play! 
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Is it really? You eat food, breathe oxygen, burn the food in your mitochondria to produce ATP that powers your muscles, breathe out carbon dioxide and hence you still displease Greta. You may as well cut out the middle man and just burn your toast on a fireā¦
I, on the other hand, just power my basic metabolism (very minimalist, no bloat, like moving around, sorry Greta, I have to stay alive). And about 90% of the power in my toaster comes from a nearby nuclear power plant (0% emissions). 
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I use solar power, BTW!
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Sounds great to meā¦I love campfire smoked toasts 
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Solar power is just a poor manās nuclear power, very remote (your reactor is some 150 million km away), less efficient and only available during the day.
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Pfffā¦Whatās it good for?!
Your reactor & use of actual brain canāt even stop Californian politiciansā¦
P.S. 
HONK-HONK , obviously
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It doesnāt produce nuclear waste! And no Fukushima etc.
It suits perfectly well for my energy needs.
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Yes, but can it run Crysis?! (c)
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Perhaps not. But my toaster, absolutely!
Now, there is a good way to burn toast!
EDIT: someone already thought of that:
Illegal in California, thoughā¦
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A new green laptop?
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Those are outlaws in California!!!
How Dare You?! (or deciding whom to blame) was just as complicated in 1975.
Off topic: About Hipgnosis album covers and gatefolds
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