who when they come out of a public indoor space and pulls off their mask, that has elastic ear straps, then proceeds to launch their glasses across the sidewalk/street/lawn like they were shot from a slingshot?
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So far I could either catch them before they launched or mid-flight knocking-on-wood
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Yes, you are THE One (The Chosen One).
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My mum always told me I was special and now I know it is true.
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Only if I’m actually forced to wear one. Otherwise, it doesn’t happen so much on my end. I try to spend the money at places that don’t require them.
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