A little joke on a regular day

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google-vpn

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Seriously?!??!? :rofl:

I still can’t believe it. :laughing:

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Perhaps I should have posted here:

Google One VPN so they can really spy on you! :laughing:

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Police

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YES!!
:man_dancing:t5:

Not a good growing season locally?

Not really! It’s a barren land where I live. Mentality-wise speaking somewhat.
:desert:

Facebook gaming sus

Only for $9.99 per month. They used to do it for free. It looks like times are tough on them. :sweat_smile:

Yepp, they are really struggling:

Corona + tech industry = record profits

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Unrelated :slight_smile:

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Jim walked into a bar and aggressively shouted his order to the bartender:

”Please give me a plate of chicken wings and then give everyone half a kilo steak and mutton, cause when I eat, I want everyone to eat!”

The bartender complies, by giving Jim a plate of chicken wings and everyone else, their meals.

Just as everybody finishes their food, Jim again yells:

”Give me a bottle of Champagne and give everybody else a bottle of Johnny Walker Black, cause when I drink, I want everybody to drink!

Everyone is elated and cheers for Jim.

When Jim is done with his drink, he yells, yet again:

“Bring everybody their bill, because when I pay mine, I want everyone else to pay theirs.”

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image

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hahaha

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